It would be, I dare say, the most bonkers transaction in the history of American sports -- bigger than Wayne Gretzky and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar being shipped to Hollywood, bigger than the Nets gift-wrapping Dr. J to the 76ers for $3 million, bigger than the Colts sending a petulant John Elway to Denver, bigger than the Cowboys trading Herschel Walker for three Super Bowl trophies, bigger than the absurdity of Red Sox owner Harry Frazee selling Babe Ruth to the Yankees so he could finance a musical, No, No Nanette.